I NEVER
Someone starts the game
by saying I’ve never …..
Anyone in the room who has,
Has to drink
Examples:
I’ve never seen a male stripper
I’ve never had a striptease done for me
I’ve never done a strip tease for my man
I’ve never made a home video
I’ve never cheated on my man
I’ve never stuffed my bra
I’ve never had a one night stand
I’ve never used a sex toy
I’ve never gone panty less in a skirt
I’ve never smoked pot
I’ve never done ecstasy
I’ve never had sex in public
I’ve never been tied up
I’ve never had sex on a plane
I’ve never kissed another woman
I’ve never skinny dipped
I’ve never sun bathed nude
Robot Race
This game is played in pairs.
One person is the robot and the other is the mover.
The robot can’t move on there own.
You must lift the robots feet and direct them.
(fun with strippers as robots!)
Balloon Sit
Write different activities on small pieces of paper.
Place paper inside balloons and blow up balloons.
Everyone playing gets one balloon
When the “queen” tells them
They must pop the balloon and do the activity inside
(Fun to involve strippers)
Pin The Tail On The Male
Blow up a large photo of the groom to be
And pin up on wall
Blow up different sized skinny balloons
Blind fold guest
And have guest try to connect balloon to the crotch
Using tape/or pins on a bulletin board
The closest guest wins a prize
ASSHOLE
Asshole needs to be played with 5 or more people. Deal all cards in deck. A two will clear the pile and you start the next, three’s are wild(if jokers are used they are wild as well), and Ace’s are high. The person with the four of clubs will lead. The person to their left will follow. When it’s your turn to play a card you must beat or match the card laid. You may play doubles, trips, and 4/5 of a kind. The same doubles on top of doubles will also skip the next person. And when four of the same card is played in a row it is a sociable. If you lay the same card as the top card on the pile the next person in line is skipped. The first person out of cards is the President, the second out is Vice President, the last person out is the asshole, and everyone is normal. The president can make anyone drink, and starts the next game. The Vice President can make anyone drink but the President, and the Asshole can make anyone drink while dealing. If you touch your cards before the dealer after dealing out all cards, you must finish your drink and the first to touch their cards is beer bitch for the game.
RING OF FIRE
Ring of fire needs to be played with 2 or more people. Shuffle cards and spread them out in a ring on a table or the floor face down. One player at a time starting left of dealer picks one card and without looking at it places it face up in the middle of the ring. Cards are as follows:
Ace-drink one
2-give out two drinks to anyone
3-make a rule without singleing out anyone
Examples:
No swearing
You can’t say drink drank or drunk
(if you do you must drink)
4-floor
Last to touch the floor with hand drinks
5-high
Last to raise hand drinks
6- sociable
Everyone drinks
7-ahead
The person to your left drinks
8-waterfall
If you lay this card everyone must start drinking
You have to keep drinking until the person on your right stops
Starting with the one who laid the card
9-rhyme
You must say a sentence
The person on your left must do the same
With the last words rhyming
Do this until someone can’t make up a rhyme
They drink ten drinks
10-behind
The person to your right drinks
Jack-category
Say a category and the player on the left must give example
Go around table until someone can’t give example or repeats example
That person must drink ten drinks
Examples:
Sex positions
Stripper names
Beer brands
Queen-ladies drink
King-guys drink
(Last king slams beer or does beer bong, game ends)
You only have to remember 4 floor and 5 high to play,
you can look here to check other rules